The children haven't even arrived in the slumberous town of Vassar, Mich., but protestors already have broken out the AR-15s to welcome them.
"We don't have no say. (President Barack) Obama's gotta go," was the explanation given by Scott Freeman, a Vassar pizza parlor owner.
At another protest, Tom Ratcliffe donned a surgical mask to ward off germs from the children (who, once again, had not arrived).
"I'm allergic to bullshit," Ratcliffe declared to MLive.